Stan “The Stanimal” Wawrinka is a Grand Slam champion for the first time after a 4-set victory over a hobbled Rafael Nadal at the Australian Open this morning. Wawrinka beat Nadal 6-3, 6-2, 3-6, 6-3. Two of my favorite twitter hashtags in the history of the web appeared during the match: #iDontUnderStan #GrandStan
Congratulations, Stan. He’s now the #1 Swiss player, a remarkable feat when you’ve played your entire career alongside compatriot Roger Federer.
I declare this the biggest upset in a final EVER.
I also declare that Stanimal Crackers are more nourishing than Sugarpova.






