Romain Jouan is the “hottest man in tennis”, according to the website from which we randomly plucked this pic. http://www.akawilliam.com/romain-jouan-worlds-hottest-tennis-player. Sorry, our link-maker isn’t working, but a parental advisory is needed here. That site has some explicit content therein.
Anyway, we prefer to think of him as the most hated man in DC Tennis.
Pauvre forme, Romain. You knocked Nova’s Mitchell Frank and Denis Kudla out of US Open main draw contention in less than 24 hours last week. Your loss against Thomas Berdych in straight sets tomorrow will barely ease our pain of denying us a local player in the US Open. You’re so good that we must stop by the Grandstand and impose the powerful Capital Curse upon you during the 11am match. Or maybe we’ll just ask Akawilliam to come along to distract you with his wild cheering and bellowed proposals.